- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

An Aisian failed a test

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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