What happen when a plane crash? Everyone on it died...

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Wanna know what's funny? A joke.

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Before Marriage: Boy: Ah at last. I can hardly wait. Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No don't even think about it. Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of Course. Always have and always will. Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: Never. Why are you even asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get. Girl: Will you hit me? Boy: Hell no. Are you crazy? Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yes. Girl: Darling! After Marriage: (Read from bottom to top)

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Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

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Bob Saget that is all

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

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Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

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That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

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What is full of water and drowning people A pool

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roses are red so are the jews every one loved that holocaust news

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What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

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A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

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Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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