What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

Your dads dead. lol

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

do you have a wife?

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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