- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

Why can't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? Because it takes years of hard training to accomplish such a remarkable feat.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

A fat cat sits on the ground staring up at a fence. The fence stares down at the cat and laughs.

A man walks into a bar, gets caught in a knife fight, and dies horribly. The funeral was closed casket.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

Dyslexics are teople poo

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

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