- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

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What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

What do you call a fat kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Bob: Hey Jim, what's up? Jim: Obviously the sky, oh and i see a few planes too. by the way why are you asking me why don't you just look up?

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

What did the cat say at his mother's funeral? Nothing. He was too grief stricken over the loss of his beloved guardian.

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