- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

I like Pi. It can make circles.

A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

You might be a redneck. Sorry.

why did they make a new iphone? because individuals like to be connected to local and world wide media so they can stay in touch with all news, friends and family.

What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Ruff, hi, ruff ruff, we are both dogs ruff ruff, ruff ruff, ruff!!

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