Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

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Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

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Question: So, what do you get if you put a live dog, a dead cat, some sugarcubes, and your sisters panties (HORMONES OKAY? EVERYBODY KNOWS HORMONES EQUALS SPICE! Or something anyways...) In a blender until its all red and squishy? The hell I know, but put some Redbull in it, and its fucking delicious!

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what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

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What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

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What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

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Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

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i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

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why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

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What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

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Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

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Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

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What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

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What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

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Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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