Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

whats worse than jonny james obviously

Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

stuarts mum

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

Your mom.

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

It says so on your cap.

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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