-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

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what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

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Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

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A chicken walked into the bar...

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i named my son Frodo because he was little

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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216-409-7176 Call me.

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

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Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

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What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

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Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

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A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

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What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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