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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris Dies.

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What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

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