What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

The Morman Religion.

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

5 - samios in a wheelchair.

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

Christianity.

Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

what is very tall and red a very tall red building

what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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