What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

Please? No.

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

Choir.

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

L's I's that took Viagra.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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