What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

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What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

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What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

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Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

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Nathan likes butt games with African American men

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What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

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Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

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Women's Rights.

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What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

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A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

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life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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