- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

You and your parents are going to die today

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

Thats what she said

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

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