- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

Knock Knock opens the door

TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

i lyk 2 eet pup

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

Executioner: Would you like to make a statement? Mr Murderer: Yes, I would love to sing a song. Executioner: Very well. Begin. Mr Murderer: There were 6 billion in the bed, and the little one said roll over, roll over. So they all rolled over and one fell out...

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

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