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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

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