What did winter say to summer? Nothing. Seasons are physically incapable of speaking because they are not living things. They are simply an idea made by humans to explain why the weather changes as the sun spins around the earth.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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Your Mother

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

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There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

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cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

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Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

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Theory: Jesus: Father why must I go die in order to defeat sin, is sin not a product of humans? God: SHHH! You want humans to know they are stronger than us? Real life: Later on the cross Jesus: FATHER WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! God: *Thunder* Moral: Makes sense... Kinda? Maybe? A bit? I honestly do not get it :(

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

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Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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