why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

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roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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MOOOOOOOOOOO

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Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

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You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

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How do you get a Black Person out of a tree? Well, if he is stuck call 911 itmediatly!

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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Anti Joke

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