Why do British Folk have yellow teeth? Genetics. Although scientists don't know the exact cause, it has been shown that people of British ancestory have a genetic predisposition which inhibits the body's breakdown and utilization of Vitamin C and Calcium. This causes decalcification and scorbutic gums. The British slang term "Limey" comes from the fact that the British Royal Navy was made to drink lime juice to prevent scury. The Royal Navy was almost wiped out by an epidemic of Scurvy.

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thre guys walk into a bar then goes to sit at a booth and the three guys have to go to the bathroom so they ask a waiter to safe they booth while they go to the bathroom 30 min later and they are still not back so the waiter goes by the door and one guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing" and the guy says " blowing bubbles " then goes and sit down " then the second guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing " and the guy says " blowing bubbles" and goes and sits down then the last guy come out and the waiter says " let me guess blowing bubble " the guy says back "no i am bubbles "

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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Q. How do you blindfold a Chinese man? A. With a blindfold.

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Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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The Game.

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Women's rights.

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

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What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

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What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

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If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

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What made the lady dance? Bandz!

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Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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