- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

Why was the man eaten by a tiger? Because tigers are carnivores, but why are they carnivores? Because they eat meat.

There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

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