- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a quarter and a penny? 24 cents.

Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

Why did the girl have twins she was raped

why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

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Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

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