Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dad was a serious alcoholic who refused to go to rehab. Being an alcoholic constantly led to him beating the boy and his mother. Eventually, the boy couldn't handle this anymore, and he committed suicide. Realizing what he had done, the father also committed suicide. The mother is now locked away in a mental hospital, for she couldn't hold grasp of the deaths of her husband, and her son.

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Today is March 22.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

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What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

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1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

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Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

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I wrote a funny joke.

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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