- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

What can hitler cook well Steak

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? No one knows.

Why did the teenager commit suicide? Because he was constantly being bullied in school, which caused him to be depressed. Days later he found out that his mother had breast cancer and was most likely not going to survive.

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