Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

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Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

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Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

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Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

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Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

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A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

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you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

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A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

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A guy is walking on the beach one day when he stubs his toe on something shiny. Digging in the sand he finds an old, tarnished lamp. He takes it home and liberally applies polish, then puts it on his mantlepiece, it completes the look he was going for in his room and he feels like all his wishes have come true. His wife dies in a car accident later that day.

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Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

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Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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