Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

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What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

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Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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