- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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