So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

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There are three guys on an airplane, a Korean, a Mexican, and an American. The pilot comes on the speaker and syays,"The plane is to heavy, throw out the thing you have most in your country." The Korean throws out an AK-47 and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The Mexican throws out a taco and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The American throws out the Mexican and says,"We have to many of these in our country."

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Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

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What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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Cripples are lame.

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what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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