- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

How many unicorns does it take to change a lightbulb? Unicorns do not use lightbulbs, their technology (magic) is way too advanced to waste fossil fuels and pollute the air. Also, you can't change a lightbulb with hooves. ;)

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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