- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

Your Mom The End.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

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