- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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