- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

When life throws knives at you, run away.

E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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