What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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