What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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