- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

a dyslexic man walked his god.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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