Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of course," replies the second man. I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62." "This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!" About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."

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Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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What did the rapist say to the child? Contrary to popular belief, I am just a kind old man that likes to hand out sweets to disadvantaged young children. I only got dubbed a rapist when a child crawled into the back of my van as I drove off; the fact that his abusive father was the one who raped him is not my fault.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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Anti Joke

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