- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

. . I am a whale

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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