what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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