what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well shit whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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