- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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