- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

Math: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 4 in the other, what do I have?" Answer: "An unreasonable amount of bottles to hold in two hands."

Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

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