What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

thumb_up thumb_down -34

—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

thumb_up thumb_down -44

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

thumb_up thumb_down +23

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Knock Knock.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

thumb_up thumb_down +9

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

thumb_up thumb_down +9

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops