- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

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