What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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asdasdasdasd

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A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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Refridgerator.

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

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All of these jokes are about white people

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What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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Anti Joke

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