A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

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what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

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What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

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what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

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Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

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One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

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Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

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What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

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How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

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What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

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WNBA

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

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Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

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A cheerio gets a job at McDonalds and after working for a while, he gets employee of the month and goes to the district ball. While there, he meets a female(frosted) cheerio whom he asks out. She refuses because she only dates frosted cheerios. So, the male goes back to work for the next year, and his boss is happy with his work, so he asks him if he would like anything. The cheerio says yes, i want to be frosted. The boss says ok, i'll make you frosted, so now that he's frosted, he goes back to the ball. He asks the same female cheerio out, she says yes this time. He then asks her if she wants something to drink, she says yes. She wants some milk. So the guy stands in line for about 15 minutes, when he gets to the front, there is no more milk left. So he asks her if she would like some tea. she says yes. So he goes and stands in line for another 15 minutes only to find out there is no more tea. So then he asks her if she would like some punch, shesays yes. So after an hour of searching, he finds out there is no punchline......

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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