Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

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Your big dick.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

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Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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