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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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