- Anti Joke

A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?