Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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