- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

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