- Anti Joke

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

i saw amango it splootered

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

can you pass the soap?

How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

A man finds a magic lamp and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he will grant him 3 wishes. The man says "I wish for a duck". POOF! He got a duck. Then he says "I wish for a penguin". POOF! A penguin magically appears. He thought long and hard for his 3rd wish. Then he said "I wish I had a turtle" POOF! Suddenly out of nowhere the genie disappears. The man looked inside the magic lamp and saw a small turtle. The end.

There are 3 prisoners inside a cage. All the prisoners are blind folded and wearing hats. They are told there are 5 hats all together, 2 blue hats and 3 red hats. If one of them can answer what color hat they are wearing they are all set free. However, they have no idea what color hat they are wearing, only what color hat the other prisoners are wearing. They are also not allowed to tell what color the others are wearing. So the game begins: The first prisoner takes off his blind fold. The guard says "What color hat are you wearing?" and the first prisoner says "I don't know." The second prisoner takes off his blind fold. The guard says "What color hat are you wearing?" and the second prisoner says the same thing, "I don't know" Now the third prisoner didn't even need to take off his blind fold. He already knew the answer. He said, "Sir, I know I am wearing a red hat" The guard smiled and all the prisoners are set free. Why? If the first prisoner saw the other prisoners blue hats then he knows he's wearing a red hat because there are only 2 blue hats and 3 red hats. But he sees one guy wearing blue and one guy wearing red, so he says "I don't know." The second prisoner took off his blind fold and the same thoughts occur. If he saw the other prisoners wearing all 2 blue hats, then he knows he's wearing red. Instead, he sees one guy wearing a blue hat and the other guy wearing a red hat. So he says "I don't know" Now the third prisoner doesn't even need to take off his blind fold. Why? He heard the other prisoners saying they don't know, which led him to believe that all they saw was blue and red hats. That means if he takes of his blind fold he will see that both of the previous prisoners will be wearing blue hats and since there are only 2 blue hats available, he must be wearing a red hat.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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