- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

What did Mr. Pazdzioch and Mr. Hahn and Mr. Fishers big ass do for fun? Ate Mr. Kilgores shit at shin-go-beek jamboree.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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