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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because a tree fell on her. Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally...

Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

what's up? my penis.

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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