There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

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What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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Women's Rights

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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A duck walks into a store and asks the clerk, "do you have any grapes?" The clerk says no, and the duck leaves. The next day, the same duck walks back into the store, and asks the clerk if they have any grapes. The clerk, slightly annoyed, says no again, and the duck leaves. The next day, the duck walks back in and asks again if they have any grapes. The pissed off clerk says, "No, and if you ask again i'm gonna nail your feet to the floor. The duck leaves. The next day, the duck walks back into the store, and this time he asks the clerk, "do you have any nails?" The clerk says, "Yes." The Duck leaves.

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Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

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what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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A woman walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

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