Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

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awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

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Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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