What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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What's 9+10? 19

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

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whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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Roses are red Violets are blue classic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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