- Anti Joke

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

The baby started screaming in the dead of night. It woke up his mother, but his father did not be woken by it. why? Because the father left the mother some time ago, and emigrated to Australia with a new girlfriend, who is incidentially a model, and therefore he could not have heard hs child scream whilst on the other side of the world. His new girlfriend dosen't like him.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

You dropped something.... Yo lip

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs