a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

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My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

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quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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roses are red poo is poo

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