a mulslim wlaks past a bomb shop on his way to join the international peace club

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

A man walks into a bar

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

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Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

What do owls and cars have in common? Nothing.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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