How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

what looks like a banana? a penis

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

Cripples are lame.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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