Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

LeBron in the fourth quarter

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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