why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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