- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

What is the best joke ever? 1D

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

What did the boy reading a book do? Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

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