- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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