- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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