- Anti Joke

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

There are three guys on an airplane, a Korean, a Mexican, and an American. The pilot comes on the speaker and syays,"The plane is to heavy, throw out the thing you have most in your country." The Korean throws out an AK-47 and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The Mexican throws out a taco and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The American throws out the Mexican and says,"We have to many of these in our country."

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"