- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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