- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

knock knock Goodbye

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

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