Allah walked into AK Bar

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Anti Joke

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