- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

Tilt your screen back

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

What's better than a stick? A stone

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

a jewish duck trips over a series of metal corckswcrews and proceeds to die of ADHD the answer is 4

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