A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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What's funnier than 24? 9/11

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

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I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

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What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

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