Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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Penis

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Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

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Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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you will like this because i am black.

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Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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Hollywood today: If you Like Dragonball Evolution you are gonna love this. Peter Linkoff a 16 year old boy, is being chased by his half brother Jack Ganonbad as Peter Falls into a hole, which contains a cellphone... ...THE LINK TO PLANET ZELDA! There he discovers that he holds the Link between earth and Zelda, and just then planet Zelda is threatened by The Evil Master Sword! A Meteor so destructive, that it sheer force could destroy the entire universe! *Random scenes going by so fast that you cant make shit out of them begins* "PETER LINKOFF YOU ARE IN DANGER!" *BOOOOOOM*" "BUT WHAT IF HE IS NOT THE DELIVER OF THE BOOMERANG!" Iiiit is said... Thhaat heee that wields the lasergun known as the wooden sword...<

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A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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