What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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I'm schizophrenic and so am I. I also happen suffer from multiple personality disorder. Schizophrenia refers to separation of mental functions, manifesting in anti-social behavior and delusions, and is unrelated to the separate disorder of dissociative identity disorder, popularly known as multiple personality disorder, characterized by at least two distinct and enduring identities and dissociated personality states. Both are crippling to normal behavior and function due to lack of public awareness and funding. Now get out of our ghost train or we'll cut you.

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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Ross.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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Gustavo Andrade

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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