A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

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Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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How do you stop a plane? Land it.

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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men, men like men= men+bed

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Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

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Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

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Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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