Why did the two blonds go to the bar together? Because they were carpooling to save money and help save the earths ozone layer that seals in all of our oxygen. They were also meeting some friends.

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Carrot fingers

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

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Womens rights

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

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why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

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a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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What's up? Up Adverb: Toward the sky or a higher position. Preposition: From a lower to a higher point on (something); upward along: "I climbed up a flight of steps". Adjective: Directed or moving toward a higher place or position: "the up escalator". Noun: A period of good fortune. Verb: Do something abruptly or boldly: "she upped and left him". Synonyms: adverb. upward - upwards - aloft - above - upstairs - overhead preposition. on - upon - over - along - with adjective. rising noun. ascent - rise - upgrade verb. raise - enhance - increase - lift - rise

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What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

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Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

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