- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

roses are red poo is poo

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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