Denard Robinson

Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Dane Cook makes a joke.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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