Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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Andoni was here

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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