A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of course," replies the second man. I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62." "This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!" About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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i'm hard

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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Ross.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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Gustavo Andrade

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Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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