- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

What's 9+10? 19

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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