- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

What's 9+10? 19

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

What did the boy reading a book do? Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

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