- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

You know whats annoying? Steve

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

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