whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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A shoemaker walks into a bar holding a shoebox with only one shoe inside. The bartender gives him a drink and asks "Say mister, why are you carrying that shoebox with one shoe?" The shoemaker says "Well sir, it's a long story." The bartender says "Okay, give me the short version." The shoemaker says "Okay, long story short, I'm not really a shoemaker." The bartender asks "Well buddy, what are ya?" The shoemaker gets up from his chair and says "I'm a guy missing shoe."

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How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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