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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

Your big dick.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

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