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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

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