why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

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What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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