What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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