Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

A man did not like this site

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

womens rights.

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