What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

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I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

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Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

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I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

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wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

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In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

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No, we are all different, none of us are the same, you however, have no match, your ability to think influence and inspire even today, is unmatched. It is he who is unmatched, who stands alone.

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how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

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What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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