why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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