why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

you will like this because i am black.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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