Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

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A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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Anti Joke

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