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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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