What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

a man checks his mypsace

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

womens rights.

school homewrok

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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