Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

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What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

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Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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9/11 my birthday

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

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