roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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