Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

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A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Guess what? I like trains.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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