- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

time to spruce up!

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Stop driving smart cars you fags

Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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