what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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There was 2 friends named Shutup and Trouble. They were camping and Trouble got lost in the woods. Shutup called the police. Shutup: Hello, is this 9-1-1 my friend is missing. Police: What is your name sir? Shutup: Shut up Police: What? Shutup: Shut up Police: What did you say? Shutup: I said Shut Up Police: Hey are you looking for TROUBLE? Shutup: Yes! Police: Guess what? We found him, he's safe in the station. We will have a officer come by a drop him off. Have a good day Mr. Shutup Shutup: Thank you

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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Cripples are lame.

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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Anti Joke

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