Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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Your big dick.

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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