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Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

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What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

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I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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. . I am a whale

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Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

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What is black and looks like a person A black person

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

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Two black guys and two asians get pulled over. The cop says i cant let you go unless all of your dicks add up to 15 inches. They added up to exactly 15 inches - The black guys both added up to 7 inches each and the asians added up to 1/2 inch each. When they were driving away both of the asians said thank god we had boners.

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Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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