What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

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You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.' Watson says: 'Someboby stole our tent.' Holmes and Watson look at each other, shrug and go back to sleep. At least the thief kept their blankets.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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