What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

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Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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A man walks into a bar with a giant banana as a head and the bartender asks why he has a giant banana as a head and the man says get me a drink and i will explain, the bartender got the man a drink and he started to explain why, so i found this real nice golden lamp and i rubbed it next thing you know this genie pops out and he said i get three wishes the first one he wishes for unlimited wealth with a snap of the genies fingers the wish came true next he wished to be the most handsome man ever with a spin and a snap the wish came true but this is where it went wrong, I said to the genie and i cant believe he got me with this one (because genies always put a twist on things) i said: i wish for my head to be a banana

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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