- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??