- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

What's brown an sticky Shit

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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