- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am paralyzed from the neck down.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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