- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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