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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

Jovan

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

Kyle grund parker coffey

How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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