Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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