- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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