Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Potassium? K.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Corn Muffins

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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