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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

What's better than a stick? A stone

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

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