- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

Poker face

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

You sick fiend

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

Your mums a potato

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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