- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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