Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

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Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

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your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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school homewrok

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Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

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A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

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What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

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Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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