- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

whats hairy and crys your mom

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

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