what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

the economy.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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