- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck?

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

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