roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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hi

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

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I dunno, I dont grade love, I want to see you, touch you, bang you (sorry for not having the guts to use a nicer word, but I am tired and that is what I have in me now) And while that makes me sound like some hippy, I am very fucking picky about who I spend time with, and when. And I got no male friends, waste of time, why spend time with guys when I can spend time with chicks. Excuse me, just need my meds, speaking of sincerity, yeah I use medications, wont tell you what, but its well, not for my "mental disorders" I was born crazy, and I am going to die like I live: INSANE.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

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no rasist joks

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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You know what's gay?? Lesbians

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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