- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats gay and american? a gay american

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

Maths.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

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