- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

Knock knock Fuck off!

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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