What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

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How many Soviet Russians does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, in Soviet Russia, light bulbs are an unavailable commodity because the tyrannical government has called for a ban on unnatural illumination. A fact which is not lost on Mikhail, the light bulb maker whose wife died because his lack of business caused him to miss payments on his hospital bills.

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Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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