did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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