it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

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Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Betty Betty Who Betty Sue Never heard of ya I'm here from the management. You have a present. I don't care, we don't take kindly to you city folks. But Sir, If you don't take this I will have to ask you to leave. Well what is it. It's your bill. Knock knock Who's there? Cowabunga! Cowabunga Who? Moo Moo alalalalalal woohoo i'm so high

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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A man goes to the potty.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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