- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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