- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

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