What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

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Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

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Why does the chicken cross the road? 4

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while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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I agree Nero, we agree there, but let me ask you, why did you have the deep desire to create such a society before? You managed to do so as a teen, you wanted to help others, you put them before yourself, you where far more loyal to them, than they ever where to you. What motivated you then to sacrifice so much, where is that strength today?

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Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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