- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

I agree to the terms and conditions

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

Cancer

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Dislike if you are a prostitute

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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