What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

I'm Polish.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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