Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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