- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Knock knock It's open, come in

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

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