- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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