What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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