A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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