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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

What happened to tommy for his birthday ? A new pear of shoes to put on. Tommy feet just got amputated. But it's okay... Tommy got a new comb. Tommy just got cancer. But it's okay tommy got a new pet dog... Tommy is abused by the dog I know what your thinking a dog can't abuse someone it was a cat

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

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