How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm. Being raped. What's worse than being raped. Being raped twice. What's worse than being raped twice. Biting into your apple and finding a worm then throwing away that apple, retrieving another apple them biting into it and finding another worm then being raped twice. In the same 5 minutes.

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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