- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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