- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

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