Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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Women's Rights

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The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

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want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

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How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

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What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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