Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

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A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

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what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

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Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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