- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

God is real.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

One, two, three, four and five

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

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