- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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