H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

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A man did not like this site

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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