Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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