- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

Matthew Wyckoff

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

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