- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Cuz she had no arms! B I T C H

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Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

A hispanic priest with a huge boner walks into a bar.

What is black and has no education A tire.

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