- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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