- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

John lazzaro likes dick

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

Whats cold and frozen? ice

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

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