If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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Cheese

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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I am a mime

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

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So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

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What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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