What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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How many light bulbs? 1

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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