Weaner

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

Roses are red violets are blue, your library book is overdue, and if you dont pay the fine...i'll punch you in the mouth.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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