- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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