- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

Connor is homo

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

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