Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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