- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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