Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Cripples are lame.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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