- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

Knock knock Fuck off!

?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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