Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because her dad pushed her too hard -Knock knock -Who's there? -Suzie, I'm dead now with a knife through my neck and I'm ready to kill you since you didn't forward that chain letter, now hold still so I can chop off your toes one by one and peel your skin off then leave a bloody mess for your parents -k

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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Cripples are lame.

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

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What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

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If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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