- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

whats green and lives in the water

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

123 f*ck off

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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