- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Allah walked into AK Bar

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

eat a hot dog

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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