- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

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