What's black, white and sings the intro theme song for "Thomas the Tank Engine" while tap-dancing? There probably isn't anything that does that.

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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A man on his 21st birthday walks into a bar. He orders a piña colada. The bartender then replies "Sorry we do not sell piña coladas here." In disappointment, the man decides to order a different alcoholic drink and later becomes an alchoic for 20 years until he breaks his obsession and remarries his wife and has 5 kids. He then had a great life and died at age 92. He will be missed by his wife and children.

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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