- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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