Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

I'm rick james bitch

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

Anti Joke

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