What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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robin, get in the car.

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

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top kek

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What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

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Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

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Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

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what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

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why did the boy die because he got ran over by a tractor

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Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

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how do u kill a blonde: drop something shiny at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 2 blondes: but a mirror at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 3 blondes: ask which 1 of them is the prettiest and then wait 5 minuetes:)

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. He quickly pulled out a .44 Magnum and murdered her violently. The marriage had been a nightmare ever since they lost their unborn child, and the situation pushed Bob to a place, where he could no longer look at his wife.

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BOB:john John:what? BOB:4:59 seconds to get rid of it

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why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

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What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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