- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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