Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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how do you call someone? use a phone

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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