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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

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Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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