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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

Justin beiber comment if u get it

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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