person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

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What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

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Now this bible thing, is a real anti joke so get ready to have your faith tested, and overcome it: There was that story where God charged against an army at the top of some mountains, the army is told to have been led with God personally at the front rank right? But they lost because the enemy had horse wagons (you know what I mean) made of steel or iron, (does not matter what it is if you ask yourself really) I mean even if it was Metatron, he would have had uh... Wings or something to even the odds, Maybe God is like Raiden from Mortal Kombat, he needs to become a Mortal in order to enter fights on earth... MORTAL KOMBAAAT! I mean God made humans humans made Sin (gotta say we get the blame for a lot of shit others did, I hate apples and cant even stand the smell of them for once, never ate one)

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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