- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

if a sentence contains the words "Chuck Norris" it still has to end up with a period otherwise it is bad grammar and is looked down upon by American society.

Why did George smoke weed? Because he was depressed after his wife died and couldn't get over the fact that he would be lonely forevermore.

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