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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

Urban ghettos

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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