Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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