- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

Knock Knock. Come in.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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