- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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