- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

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What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

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Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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